Amanda.
Lexington, KY.
28 years around the sun.
Lesbian.
Geek.
Fangirl.
Ticklephile...
Mainly a 'lee but can probably 'ler it up with the best of 'em (80% lee, 20% ler).
Mostly SFW, but NSFW posts will be tagged.

 

keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:

curlicuetruth:

This gets funnier to me everything I watch it.

I love that she’s not putting on a scary mask, or making scary faces or noises, or wearing her clothes to distort her figure, or doing anything overtly scary or inhuman. She’s just… walking in a way that humans are technically capable of walking and it’s somehow terrifying. It’s not even just that it’s unusual– if she’d come around the corner walking on her hands I doubt they’d have bolted.

I wonder if this is a learned fear (from horror movies and such) or something instinctive about the pose?

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buffysumnners:

I mean its sort of exciting, isnt it, breaking the rules??

Happy International Women’s Day (03.08.20)

sea-anon:

deanismymom:

sea-anon:

krystalprism:

sea-anon:

deadmomjokes:

beetledrink:

i love it when you accidentally meet eyes with a stranger in public and you flash a quick polite smile and they look at you like they wish you were dead in a ditch

I’ve seen this several times on my dash and always with southerners being confused in the tags why the rest of the US is like this, and as a southerner, I have to say, SAME. Like, there’s plenty to hate about the south, don’t get me wrong, but at least in general we have public courtesy down to a science. I ordered at a Sonic out West once and the guy specifically had someone take over his headset so he could come out and shake my hand because he was from Tennessee and it was the first time since he moved West that he heard anyone say “Yes sir.” And it’s just…. Automatic for me? And this polite smile thing, people will jump and glare and I’m just trying to be friendly not awkward? What else is a socially anxious southern child to do upon accidentally making eye contact? Look down and hurry away? Isn’t that rude??? Someone explain why is smiling met with such anger I am confused and afraid.

Exactly!! When I moved to Missouri I was baffled at how rude everyone is! Like I saw someone I knew at Walmart and stopped to chat and they didn’t even stop! They just went ‘hi’ and moved on. Like????

And when I moved here I made cookies for the neighborhood, cuz that’s what you do and the first place I went they said “we don’t eat things with sugar” and shut the door.

Like why do y’all hate everyone so much?

I’m Canadian and am also confused

Well yeah everyone knows Canadians are the friendliest people in the world

I’m from Indiana and I’m pretty sure if you don’t talk to someone you know In Wal-Mart for at least 5 minutes you go to jail

No but that would still be rude in kentucky

You are expected to talk for at least 15 minutes, say goodbye (like, a “take care y’all, tell me how that knee is doin”) and then you talk for another ten minutes, move a little further apart and say goodbye again (“well I better get going tell your nana I said hi”) and then you talk for a while and say goodbye one more time (“I’ll see y’all at church on Sunday/school/Jo-mart/Nana’s funeral”) and move on to the next person

And don’t even get me started on food etiquette

^ As a fellow Kentuckian, this is accurate.  I had a conversation with a co-worker of mine who moved here from New York City and she said New Yorkers only appear unfriendly because they’re constantly on the move and it’d be rude to take up someone’s time.  And also, you don’t want to have a conversation with store clerks and cashiers because of all the different languages spoken in NYC and it’d be rude to assume they’re fluent in English and make things awkward. 
Interesting, isn’t it?

calormen:

       … she began to walk forward, crunch-crunch over the snow and through the wood towards the other light. in about ten minutes she reached it and found it was a lamp-post. as she stood looking at it, wondering why there was a lamp-post in the middle of a wood and wondering what to do next, she heard a pitter patter of feet coming towards her. and soon after that a very strange person stepped out from among the trees into the light of the lamp-post. 

                                          the lion , the witch and the wardrobe .
                                            chapter 1 ; lucy looks into a wardrobe.